Bullet in the Face. Watch it. It is deranged and hilarious. Eddie Izzard is in it.

It's National Coffee Day! Celebrate! Drink up! Don't sleep! Wooo!

For Snipers and Revolvers, ya can't beat Jakobs. "Remember, if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs." #borderlands2

If you prefer a dose of adorable, here ya go. #sytycd  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gp2bUPXH28&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

February 9, wanna hear something weird? "By The Door" by Crucifucks. #SoundtrackToLife  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU9zbrP5kHg&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

#CringingQuixoteHiddenPineapple

Every time I go to vote, I can't help it. Chin up. Chest out. Purposeful stride.

Here's the deal: I'm hitting my goal today. Whatever I don't make by 6pm, I'm paying in. http://t.co/Sjd8ZuZO

Hey @gesa, DUBSTEP ROUTINE! #sytycd http://t.co/jEQsCKAV

This one too, while I'm at it. #worktweet http://t.co/FzItmIXi

This one's been on our board for a while. Who's got a translation? #worktweet http://t.co/vHEdO7fE

Among the standouts in the top 20, certainly the most unique, Amelia. http://t.co/FMxgTEra

@gesa Tell everyone to uninstall and reinstall. Tell them that it'll fix the issue. It will at least get the gullible ones off the server.

@gesa You have a problem.

Caught this one trying to sneak up on me! http://t.co/O4XxlQKz

@gesa Oh no, Mr. Flibble. We can't possibly do that! Who would clean up the mess?

@localcelebrity That's what the blender is for. Waffle juice!

@localcelebrity And yet, not a racist one... yet. Suppose #IfSantaWereBlack will be trending tonight?

I'll take blue on black. Inscription: "Aim For My Head". http://t.co/3fu9lfkj

I'm implying that I think Walker has petitioners out there claiming to be part of the Recall effort but are actually furthering his agenda.