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I'm hiding from the kids. I mean: I'm teaching them independence.
My 3yr old girl wants to eat ramen noodles for breakfast. Next thing you know she'll be studying for exams and not calling me.
Holy shit. I have ketchup chips to go with my grilled cheese. The fancy level here just hit the roof!!!
My head lives in the clouds. Sometimes it comes down to earth for coffee.
I’ve brushed my teeth to avoid eating SweeTarts before bed. Let’s see if it works.
Got woken up with my homegirl asking me to smell her feet.
Grilled cheese. Cause I'm fancy.
Look, cousin I only see at Christmas. I've ignored your fb game requests since forever. Do you really think I want to play Zingo Bingo?
Happy women’s day to all the wonderful women who are here with me on Twitter. You are all amazing in your own way.
I dreamed I was pregnant from a one night stand with a guy that looked like Burt Reynolds.
I need a shower.
I love my Twitter family. I’ve met the most wonderful people here.
I feel very grateful for you all.
It’s not too late. To whip it. Whip it good.
Poutine, you complete me.
Because I'm driving I can't tweet, so I've written about 25 tweets in my head. They were great, guys.
I’m not sure what happened but I think I ate a piece of pie.
Shut up Caillou.
Full time Maman of 4, Part time Religious Studies professor and Tarot reader. I tweet about my kids,my cat,music,food,existential stuff. Je suis francophone!