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"Taylor swift is exactly like when you put way too much sugar in your coffee and you just want to spit it out because its so undrinkable."
I can't get over how great The Used were on their first two albums.
Watching Two and a Half Men is a similar experience to reheating McDonalds fries by microwave.
"College girls" are quite possibly the worst people on Earth.
The things happening in Steubenville are disgusting and must be stopped. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/17/sports/high-school-football-rape-case-unfolds-online-and-divides-steubenville-ohio.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0 …
There are some people you like, some you can't stand and others you wouldn't mind making bacon out of.
If I see one more instance of a girl dressed as a cop for Halloween, I will call the actual, unsexified cops.
I call dibs on the slutty Mitt Romney costume this year!
I'd like to thank each and every person who was never there for me. You helped me find those who were.
How do you listen to Lil' Wayne past your 16th birthday?
So...If I like a girl, should I ask her on a date to go krumping? Like, is that okay to do?
We learned two things today: 1) Man can survive freefalls from space. 2) Red Bull is the new NASA
Broadcaster with a vengeance and fair taste in bow ties, capable of independent thought;breathing. I make words appear using this program that have no value.