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take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice
“That shit cray” “no” “THAT shit cray” “still no” “T H A T shit cray” “shut the fuck up Kanye howd you get this marine biologist job anyway”
"Stop fucking flirting with me" I scream at a wall. The wall is dented and my knuckles are covered with blood. I google "can walls be gay"
"where the white women at" i say as i enter the graveyard. a million ghosts rise from the ground. I smile as I look upon my new kingdom.
"will the real slim shady pls stand up" he stands "whats real, what isnt? why cant we all be the real slim shady" he is taken away by angels
wow i cant go outside the fucken wind is in 128kbps
bath salts are for idiots. i poured salt in my bath and all it did was make my dick and ass sting. How am I supposed to get high from this
Romney steps up to the podium. "what kind of cereal do the homos eat? Sinner Men Toast Crunch!" the crowd full of grandpas goes wild
how many blacks does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 because theyre just normal people. What do you mean I'm banned from the Santorum rally
you're laying in your bed in the dead of night. you can't sleep. your door cracks open. the last thing you see is the Internet Explorer logo
i was at a hardcore show and everyone started showing each other viral videos and telling rape jokes. the band had to break up the toshpit
girl make that ass crap
he died without clearing his Internet history. Looking into it, his family found 1000+ searches for "are lil b and obama the same person"
Hacked into a local straight edge group's website and changed the meeting times to 4:20 fucken owned, Weed Atheists
Sgt Peppers Lonely Wu-Tang Clan
While Romney continues speaking, Barack Obama slowly holds up a sign reading “your a faget.” Romney lets out a shrill scream and evaporates.
I really like the new World Trade center buildings! I'd give them a 9 out of 11.
no mom this isnt what it looks like there was this huge bug on my dick and i tried to kill it with my mouth
what did one slice of bread say to the other slice? I LOAF you!!! Hahahahaha im gonna kill myself tonight
"Hey Garfield, wanna listen to this cool new song, Chocolate Rain?" "No." *Garfield turns to face camera* "I hate Zondays"