Tell me there is more to Accupuncture then me laying here in my underwear every week with needles and giving them my credit card.

@ragekat or did you mean a female partner? Two girls going in bathroom won't get flight attendant's attention.

Hello insomnia. I hate you bitch

Studies show it only takes 3.5 inches to satisfy most women. Doesn't matter if it's Amex, MasterCard,Visa, or JCB

damn cats want to be fed.. not exactly the type of pussy action i was hoping for this morning

Agree A true giant if the game RT @cocoofficial: My prayers go out to harmon killebrew

@hotnun lol. A born again virgin?

RT @miracles4ring14: Dear Santa, Can you PLEASE deliver a cure to all my twitter buddies this year? (including (cont) http://tl.gd/7b8qge

GM all my twitterholics. I love you

@missdioroffic @rubyviolence @lyricalduk @mcshakespear @mvpboys @djmagicuk @richardm56 @caritalf @danniiminogue (cont) http://tl.gd/79gnrv

@cpblondi luv you also. Hope you have a good day

@theashes I'm following you not for the cricket. I just can't believe what you are going through

@shellmikita not a problem. Just let me know if I'm tweeting too much

Yet US news will lead with royal wedding prep RT @thedotconnect: U.S. aircraft carrier heads for Korean waters http://bit.ly/eW0Maa

Totally lost faith in US news. Lead on Today shoebox royal wedding. Date, latex dress, etc. Yet to mention rocket attacks in Korea

Curse you sleep. You are the mistress I love and you don't stay the night. Y do i wake up at 4:30 pm a Sunday?

@reese_30 @coco_mk wow.. $11,000 ? that's probably more money than a handjob from a TSA is worth

@slapperjugs @hiboobs @hardmarine @inexperienced4u @thebookofjared @paigemonroe @hairgirl2975 thanks for the call out.. I appreciate it

LOL.. i have two new followers. Vicodin_info and Ativan_info. I guess twitter thinks i need sedation. Both of those work well

@fyabcf I don't know the language but that picture is a nice Lilly