Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I wish I owned a harp so I could invoke a dream sequence at will.
There's always money in the banana stand.
So, the guy that signed Oasis, My Bloody Valentine and Jesus and Mary Chain, among others, just contacted my band Colour.
For all you Daft Punks... https://soundcloud.com/iamjasonalexander-1/sets/the-madd-wikkids-brassft-punk …
There should be rules against eating fish in an office. Especially when 6 people decide to have it at once.
Kim Jong Un: Can you nuke this for me?
Kim Jong Un: I meant the Lean Cuisine.
Social Media is pretty boring today
Waking up early on your days off is the new staying out late on work nights when you're in your 30's.