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Is the only difference between a basic Jew and a Hasidic Jew their pH levels?
Actually, if clouds are 100% water then am I 60% cloud?
Have been politely asked to turn down my music because apparently it's "frowned upon" to play Ol' Dirty Bastard loudly from my hospital bed.
My celebration for getting into med-school has been assembly a loads of IKEA. Fine by me, I got like 50 tiny pencils and Swedish meatballs.
Noel Fielding's sitting next to me at a café. He's really really enjoying his coffee. He keeps going mmm like some caffeine addled cow.
Only about twenty Greek supporters have actually turned up making me wonder if we've extended our general strike to football fans.
#ReasonsIFailAtBeingAGirl When I make milkshakes I wait for the boys to arrive at my yard. They never do.
A really old guy, wearing speedos, is sitting next to me on the beach reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Never been more scared in my life.