• Howdy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?

    • 543
    • FAVS
    ChadsQueenbourgeoisalienirishbradphoenix2oo9AzmosisZSouldrinker102ajpollardmellimelle
    • 83
    • RETWEETS
    ChadsQueenNappyMerkinbourgeoisalienKgomez206silent_musingsSamuelHLoweblack_billymaysChelseaTN5
    CVTBabylvvzz
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.

    • 413
    • FAVS
    ChadsQueenbourgeoisalienirishbradMaritta_Lsilent_musingsOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKVice_QueenFoolSpeak
    • 46
    • RETWEETS
    bourgeoisaliensilent_musingsOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKJazzzzzminaglamerizemeadamMaui_Speakslorigonzalez28Jjkinky49Jeff
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    The person who said change is inevitable obviously didn't use this vending machine.

    • 288
    • FAVS
    LinajkReturnsbourgeoisaliensilent_musingsnancyhoffnerOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKDemeterDragongirl_a_whirlsummers_sonny
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    bourgeoisalienOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKgirl_a_whirlsummers_sonnyminafisheyesdavid_tullDeurb1ShelShockYou
    Arroia
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Lady, the way you drive I can only assume that the stick figures on your minivan signify the number of people you hit.

    • 282
    • FAVS
    LinajkReturnssilent_musingsVice_Queenthe_anastasiaGeneral54321thegatekeeper50TruNonsensehbreaker9999
    • 54
    • RETWEETS
    thegatekeeper50TruNonsenseminafisheyesdavid_tullKathy_Zemanvinfurykgbkyle420SolelyB
    renojenn__________
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    So Neil Armstrong passes and Snooki goes into labor. Possibly the most horrifying example yet of one door closes, another opens.

    • 101
    • FAVS
    SerialFuckupthe_anastasiaCarpentersCrackmellimellesilent_musingsVice_Queenminafisheyesjannable9
    • 219
    • RETWEETS
    CarpentersCrackdebcbrownSuMoRestersilent_musingsminafisheyesvinfuryMoe_Lee_hbreaker9999
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    I just hope I never encounter the sheep responsible for steel wool.

    • 199
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsperhapssomedayAK_wifeyjust_me_danceamandajpandamercyraintreesjs_cominafisheyes
    • 36
    • RETWEETS
    perhapssomedayTypoDynamofoamandajpandahannahbelle_blusjs_coIreneGtnMoe_Lee_Hypercraxy
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    More people are killed by donkeys than plane crashes. But if your pilot is a donkey you may have reason to be concerned.

    • 199
    • FAVS
    usedtobeJustJenIMBeanzSerialFuckupphoenix2oo9the_anastasiaJulie_McGann1Stat_MurseCarpentersCrack
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    IMBeanztattootartsimoncook1Maritta_LJulie_McGann1silent_musingsTypoDynamofoMoe_Lee_
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Maybe today is a good day to try that quiet desperation I've heard so much about.

    • 205
    • FAVS
    VioletMusinggorgeouscompanyOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKsilent_musingsunFinishdObjectminafisheyesjannable9david_tull
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    _oculusmundiOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKMoe_Lee_david_tullzero3_benzhbreaker9999CVTBabyolievl
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    So far, too much day and too little hump.

    • 170
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsthe_anastasiathegatekeeper50cynthia2684unFinishdObjectepiphany1978squirrel74wkgnSolelyB
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    thegatekeeper50epiphany1978Moe_Lee_RLopez617MkjkfitzgeraldAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Kanye says his relationship with Kim is like Romeo & Juliet. Surprisingly good news since we all know how that worked out.

    • 107
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsVice_QueenBlkMambaforealkristilynnnnRashi_96eTHEgoddess2jaydidmacsawze
    • 73
    • RETWEETS
    Moe_Lee_kristilynnnnomardeganteCDAT6carlyme23Ch8rmingSirCasioKL7000bitchkrieg
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    How cute; Twitter has 140 employees. And I thought I had OCD issues.

    • 154
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsVice_Queensquirrel74wkgnSolelyBzero3_benzarmyantstudiosdcarsoncLorieGZ
    • 19
    • RETWEETS
    hbreaker9999PrecociousLil____liketheTEATylerStillsbusynessNitainoMitchBurkeaharpaz
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Welcome to 09-09-09, or as our German friends say, "No, No, No!"

    • 164
    • FAVS
    silent_musingssquirrel74wkgnzero3_benzSolelyBLorieGZArroia_Mo_lee_frk_maria
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    Samaad_AhmedMoe_Lee_hbreaker9999lishybee__________FredendilAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Recent news suggests that Facebook contributes to divorce due to "inappropriate sexual chats". Apparently, I'm SO doing FB wrong.

    • 154
    • FAVS
    vexroidallthingspoeticVice_Queensquirrel74wkgnSolelyBzero3_benzthedaisycomplex__wendyraepearce
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    Samaad_AhmedMoe_Lee_yalsI_nosnikdoHVice_Queenzero3_benzhbreaker9999wendyraepearcewhatitis112
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Wow; what a surprise. Movie theater popcorn is unhealthy. In related news: water is wet.

    • 150
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsjustchristal2_Mins_HateVice_QueenRobLikesToYellsquirrel74wkgnHD222222SolelyB
    • 15
    • RETWEETS
    asianlizardSamaad_AhmedMoe_Lee_squirrel74wkgnzero3_benzhbreaker9999wendyraepearceskybri69__________
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    This is what happens when you populate a jury with people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

    • 122
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsbuffalodoctorSolelyBzero3_benzArroia_Mo_lee_frk_mariaToy_A101
    • 32
    • RETWEETS
    Samaad_AhmedjustchristalMoe_Lee_zero3_benzhbreaker9999dgasparettifavstar1000favstop_tw_funny
    DDDBU____________snarkanoid
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Finally got a follow from a porn bot. I was beginning to worry that they thought I wasn't interested.

    • 137
    • FAVS
    silent_musingsbuffalodoctor2_Mins_HateVice_Queendavid_tullSolelyBzero3_benzwendyraepearce
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    Moe_Lee_david_tullzero3_benzhbreaker9999favstar1000favsFredendilAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Although not available here, In-N-Out Burgers sounds to me like porno. I'll have to be satisfied by Five Guys. That doesn't sound right.

    • 127
    • FAVS
    david_tullSolelyBzero3_benzdcarsoncArroia_Mo_lee_hadafewbeerslorlorlori________
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    david_tullzero3_benzhbreaker9999CaptainFadeawayGQatHUfavstar1000favsEdithMacrotchFredendil
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Only 4% of the population is on Twitter. If those numbers go up, we're going to need a bigger whale.

    • 126
    • FAVS
    david_tullSolelyBzero3_benzhbreaker9999LorieGZArroia_Mo_lee_Toy_A101
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    GQatHUMariusMeyerfavstar1000favsAvatar_unknown_48
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Why don't they just make Waldo wear one of those GPS tracking ankle bracelets to save us all the drama of finding him?

    • 115
    • FAVS
    LorieGZdavid_tullbeccafacexoSolelyBzero3_benzwendyraepearceArroiahadafewbeers
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    zero3_benzhbreaker9999lorlorlori________SuperFluffSaysfavstar1000favscryanken__CanadianCynAvatar_unknown_48
  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Thanks for including "get off elevator" in Hospital directions. Because I actually though diagnostic procedures took place on elevator.

    • 117
    • FAVS
    SolelyBzero3_benzLorieGZwendyraepearceArroia_Mo_lee_Toy_A101hadafewbeers
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    hbreaker9999JoyKnowsfavstar1000favsAvatar_unknown_48
@John_M15

@John_M15

I've been meaning to change this; maybe tomorrow. (memo to self: include procrastination as a hobby in new bio)

Gift_128x128

Like @John_M15’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Gift them Pro!