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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Gift @John_M15 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    I just hope I never encounter the sheep responsible for steel wool.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Lady, the way you drive I can only assume that the stick figures on your minivan signify the number of people you hit.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    The person who said change is inevitable obviously didn't use this vending machine.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    So Neil Armstrong passes and Snooki goes into labor. Possibly the most horrifying example yet of one door closes, another opens.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    More people are killed by donkeys than plane crashes. But if your pilot is a donkey you may have reason to be concerned.

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      John M @John_M15

    Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Maybe today is a good day to try that quiet desperation I've heard so much about.

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      John M @John_M15

    Kanye says his relationship with Kim is like Romeo & Juliet. Surprisingly good news since we all know how that worked out.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    So far, too much day and too little hump.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    How cute; Twitter has 140 employees. And I thought I had OCD issues.

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      John M @John_M15

    Wow; what a surprise. Movie theater popcorn is unhealthy. In related news: water is wet.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Recent news suggests that Facebook contributes to divorce due to "inappropriate sexual chats". Apparently, I'm SO doing FB wrong.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Welcome to 09-09-09, or as our German friends say, "No, No, No!"

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Once again Rick Perry puts The Onion's ability to write ridiculous headlines to shame.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    This is what happens when you populate a jury with people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Finally got a follow from a porn bot. I was beginning to worry that they thought I wasn't interested.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Although not available here, In-N-Out Burgers sounds to me like porno. I'll have to be satisfied by Five Guys. That doesn't sound right.

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  • John_M15
      John M @John_M15

    Only 4% of the population is on Twitter. If those numbers go up, we're going to need a bigger whale.

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I've been meaning to change this; maybe tomorrow. (memo to self: include procrastination as a hobby in new bio)

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