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Not watching tonight's 'The Duggars Do Asia' but I'd consider watching 'Duggars Do Birth Control' if someone could make that happen.
Our competitors want to eat our lunch? Obviously they didn't see what I had for lunch.
The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
Pretty cool: on-line patient registration prior to seeing specialist. Not so cool: website requires using Microsoft Internet Explorer.
Looks like I've got a case of shingles. Well, it may not be a full case but it's quite a few. All from the neighbors roof.
There's buzz over the discovery of a ancient text suggesting Jesus had a wife. I'm surprised that they were texting way back then.
The Reagan hologram DOES exist but will not be used out of a fear that it would appear more lifelike than Mitt Romney.
I always get a little bit disappointed when someone gets their account hacked and I don't get any DM spam.
I know I'm wrong about this, but it seems counter intuitive, to go to the Mayo Clinic for treatment of high cholesterol.
The Dark Knight Rises, but I can't seem to get off this couch.
A task that used to take me 20 seconds to complete just took me an hour due to new software program. Well played progress, well played.
This show is intended for mature audiences? Damn it, now I have to find something else to watch.
Explaining the joy of a 100 star tweet to a room full of non-Twitter users, I get the same look that I get from my dog when I talk to her.
Morrissey is Egypt's new president? I guess this puts the kibosh on any reunion of The Smiths then.
I wonder how many drinks it would take to make me want to do Flo from Progressive?
Romney allegedly is canceling an upcoming appearance at an airshow due to conservative advisors concern that they had biplanes there.
Why does the calculator on my phone have a 'clear history' button? It's not like I was using it for porn.
I'm really afraid to click the link about the 'squalor of Octomom's hellhole' because I'm not entirely sure they are referring to her house.
At least The Titanic had an orchastra; I just have to shuffle deck chairs without any music.
For the record, my favorite Hitchcock film is NXNW.
I've been meaning to change this; maybe tomorrow. (memo to self: include procrastination as a hobby in new bio)