Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon and follow it up with, "ah, I guess you had to be there..."

So true! "@ithasmania: Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." #fact

A tear comes to my eye, thx!@Junebug013 @grapplesmart @makeumtap @sclanham @teamdarius @chokewho @td1977 @fredsonpaixao @stevesolar @brub70

#DrinkResponsibly #GiveGenerously #Drinks4Drinks @eastlakebothell

...also wonder how many people in that "Ninja Mafia " that trashed NikeTown were actually WEARING Nike's....#MayDayAnarchists #Seattle

Slick roads. Be careful driving & walking. #slowdown #WaIce

Let's hear it! #12thman

While I celebrate the freedom to vote I sure will be glad when the political ads stop! #noise

"@tinastullracing: Pain is nature's way of saying, "Don't do that." Painkillers are mankind's way of saying, "Just watch me."" <---#LOL

#fact “@hawksfan22: this is like watching 2 bums fight over money while blind folded.”

Pre #Seahawks Sunday #SO to @justahawksgirl @1hairyman @tiffytapp @seahawksfan31 @seahawks23fan @just_linda @danceral @oochawkoo @hawkgirl

Looking forward to group tonight w/ @jemory98028 & @bjjjunebug13 & the rest of the Motley Crue! #Message&Merlot #ECCGroups #FOOTBALLISBACK

So true! "@dhodgs: I think its fair to say that Baltimore is "sexually assaulting" Ben and the Stealers"

American #11 8:46am North Tower. United #175 9:03am South Tower. American #77 9:37am Pentagon. United #93 10:03am Shanksville.
#911

#mmmm “@jimgaffigan: When are they going to come out with diet biscuits & gravy?”

What a difference a day makes! 24 little hours! Today was so much better. #inspired

#replaceMovieTitleWithIrene Irene Durham

@bjjjunebug13 - "its not a drinking problem unless you run out of liquor." ancient Emory proverb

@bjjjunebug13 - "the grass is always greener over the septic tank." - E. Bombeck

Seattle, from the native American words for "no more that 3 consecutive days of sun." #WaRain #WaSun