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My milkshake makes me go blind. So I can't see who's in my yard.
Liam Brady's about to hulk out
So will the pope get jobseekers even though he quit? Surely he'll be waiting a few months......
Its so goddamn hot. Milk was a bad choice!
Want a chooon that makes your bits feel tiddley. If you're musically excitable that is...... Try "La Mer" by Nine Inch Nails.
People who believe the death penalty makes sense should be subjected to it.
Helpin Amy design a tattoo is like cuttin your own foot off and walking in salt
If ye see "sticky arse" Smith on your travels be sure to point out the chewing gum on her arse!
Went to be at 6 this morning. Have to be up at 6 tomorrow. Fuck that, body clock you're up shit creek
6 teacakes deep. I've been a baaaaaad boy father!!
Political debates are a lot like getting an unpassionate wank. Your not gonna come to a conclusion anytime soon....
Cometh the hour, cometh the man. I hope I catcheth the bus to Belfast on time so... #IdleGeneratorReturns *EPIC MUSIC AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH FUU*
Sometimes ye gotta look in the mirror and say at least you aren't Liam Gallagher but sickener you'll never be anything on Beck