i luv when my bff sprays their colon out all over my phone case, smell so guud xoxo <3

@cool_pond 1 year memorial vigil pic.twitter.com/pul2MhlR

A montage of every single waitress you've ever had in your life, as they listed all the salad dressings.. slowed down 50%

@ohlwonka @boring_as_heck @brochenski @twolinepass its tecknickally it,s's "William Wanka™®" obviously u dont know hockey

@ohlwonka @boring_as_heck @brochenski @twolinepass just dont ruin the brand, man... Condescending Wanka™ is a really funny and good brand

whoa ok miss cleo! @klassyfucker @meganamram http://t.co/S7pcSwoj

Uganda fight for your right to party #konysongs

@lindzeta my girlfriend found "gotye" on my pandora list.. kinda wish she woulda found a body under my floorboards instead of that.

Bon Jovi's kid has stonewashed genes.

omg Im totally a Jaharlieber! he's innocent, his hair is perfect, & he totally didnt swag those people's legs off w/ bombs! <3 #freejahar

Condescending Wanka

Hahahahaha omg pic.twitter.com/LuclxyR9La

Yea search "white history month" & "i'm not racist but" to find a plethora of extremely racist people

*Vin Diesel wildly flaps his cupped hands towards his ceiling fan* "YOU WANNA THROW AIR AT ME IM GONNA THROW IT RIGHT BACK" #VinDieselSunday

I feel like waterfalls would be of equal difficulty to track down as a lake or a river. Pretty stationary, actually.

However its pretty hilarious that the FBI shot his dick off.. #freejahar

@troycrossley would you say you picked up your law expertise before or after you dropped out of high school?

🎶i'Ve g0T... 2 tiCkE*mutes TV*

@ohlwonka @brochenski @boring_as_heck @twolinepass the Bittish actually pronounce it 'wanker' which is the proper pronounciation

@ohlwonka @brochenski @boring_as_heck obv u havent seen the prequel, "Willey Wanka",, his father, who changed a letter bc of mob affiliation