Fuck Pikachu. Fuck my grandpa. And that nigga ash.

So I was smoking a blunt and fuckin eeeveeee was like "dude smoking ain't cool" then I was all like "dude you're a fuckin Pokemon stfu bro"

Friends are like snowflakes, they gang up on you and tell you you're an alcoholic.

Ash is always bitching about being the best. Nigga stop acting like a bitch and go be the best. U don't see me singing songs and shit!! Lol

#truethat http://t.co/KBfzab6H

Ma niggu http://t.co/Dobai7mt

Seriously why cant dogs be pokemon?

Fuck I had to much rare candies. I'm fucked up.

Let's be honest now. Santa hates poor kids.

Niga i got more badges that you will ever have RT @ash_ketchum151: #ItMakesMeHappyWhen i get a new gym badge.

Sorry I would not be making an appearance on that new Pokemon game "Pokemon rainbow" that's just not my style Queer ass ash is down for that

U mad bro!? @real_ashketchum http://t.co/l2d8WgTQ

Yo girl let me Jiggle them jigglepuffs

YO GUURRRLLL, IM LIKE A CUPCAKE ILL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ASS!!

How I wake up every morning. http://lockerz.com/s/114689707

Snorlax is tripping.

Now u talking!! RT @real_ashketchum: i would trade my pikachu for this pikachu any day. http://t.co/l5DbAeb

Omg It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back. Kinda feel like @real_ashketchum.

#itshardwhen ...... Hmmm I'm gary fuckin oak nothing is hard. Oh wait. #itshardwhen nurse joy plays with my pokeballs

Said the bitch with 36 followers lol RT @tomboy_misty: #onceuponatime in the quiet town of Pallet a douchbag was born. @real_garyoak