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Hey, guys with pony tails. What is this, the 90's? Throw that hair up into a top knot like a real man. Save the whales.
I can't hold that many grapes in my mouth. Like maybe 6 grapes.
might buy some jnco jeans in case I need to carry anything really big in my pockets or maybe like two medium sized things.
Like sand through the hourglass, counting by Mississippis is not a reliable way of keeping time.
Lol guy in the Infiniti G35 you paid too much for a car with no turn signals haha even Daewoos have turn signals you should drive a Daewoo!
I know I've done two alcohol related tweets in a row but I'm not an alcoholic, I just crush a lot.
It would be a totally different movie if it was called "Bad News, Bears". Punctuation can change the world. Stay in school.
i do like pina coladas but i don't like getting caught in the rain cuz who really wants rain water in their pina coladas anyways?
Drinking heavily in a family restaurant. What are you up to?
The friend of my enemy is my enemy. The enemy of my enemy is an acquaintance I don't really know but may have been friendly to in passing.
rarely are people ever in shallow shit, mister.
My favorite alcoholic beverage is a Black & Tan cuz I'm no racist.
pain? yeah i know pain. pulling out nose hairs with your fingers and seeing the tears drip down your face. that's pain.
The music world has lost another pioneer. RIP Robin Gibb.
I like to start conversations by stating my height weight and how much I can bench press - which happens to be 260 lbs btw.
I like sweet n' sour sauce because I like to party.
just saw a stack of cash on tv that I wish was my stack of cash
Stayed up watching 007 movies til 2am. Woke up with the urge to buy a laser gun wrist watch.