Twitter during major world events is like one massive Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

YES!!!! I mean... yes. RT @alisonagosti: Everyone loses their mind when Garbage comes on the radio, right?

Atta boy, Boca! He's still #cf97 to me. RT @ffc2004: Carlos Bocanegra scores for Rangers!

Smiling homeless guy with sign: "Too dumb to steal, too ugly to prostitute! Please help!"

"A song / album is never fully ready, you just have to stop your journey at some scenic place and enjoy the view." http://bit.ly/aJw8OX

@emilyentropydid Maybe you should follow yourself and shut the hell up. And that jellyfish looks like an asshole. I want to kill it.

@cityschaller Confucius say make your own fortune, dammit! I'm tired of doing all this myself.

...4. the experienced vet, 5. the captain, and 6. the star striker to seal the deal. @emilyentropydid is living up to her sure shot name.

But this is pretty funny, tho. RT @elle_tiburon: I'd say I'd burn Detroit to the ground, but I wouldn't want to do it any favors.

Ohhhh, the Huddlecast episode with @elle_tiburon... that's going to be a Christmas special. Or maybe an off-week special. @fuegodemivida

Listening to what was left on the cutting room floor from last week's @fuegodemivida podcast. There may be some jokes added this week.

Now that the Fire won yesterday, can we guess who the only winless team in MLS is right now? Let's all say it together...

I do hope the US win, but I would be just as happy with four Zusi own goals and a red card. #cf97

I'm really hoping there will be a mock trailer for Chivas 2: The Chivas-ening starring El Chelis even if I have to do it myself.

I'm really excited for this. RT @elle_tiburon: Stay tuned for crayon drawings of my post-match feelings.  http://fuegodemivida.com/  #cf97

#Ambition RT @nastynorman1879 Qpr can go 20th if they win tonight. Quality

Random guy at the Jewel saw my @chicagofire scarf and asked if I was going to the game tomorrow. The word is out, folks. #cf97

Allegedly. RT @kittenheeled what this bus full of drunk soccer fans just stopped by #firebus http://t.co/rhFiHvov

@fireanniversary #cf97 RT @kylekinane I bet when Mexico turned 15 years old the party was fucking ridiculous.

While watching Kansas City and Seattle play for the Open Cup, now is a good time to remind everyone that we're all going to die alone.