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*peels back McDonalds game piece* AWW YEAH FREE SMALL COKE!
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so that once a month, Norton asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up.
Steve's inventions marked an entire generation. #ripstevejobs
Kids these days have it easy. Never had to blow on a Nintendo game just to make it work, and you merely pass out.
The last 2 Batman films have been synonymous with death now. Nolan is feeling like shit even if its not remotely his fault. :( #TDKRshooting
Finally home. Had a talk with #vague, feeling better about my (untrue) suspicions about myself. I'm so happy/relieved I could cry right now.
I want Liam "WolfPuncher" Neeson to father my children.
Waitress didn't know what a spork was. Poor girl. I told her that it's something that just 'happens' when a bird likes a bee very much.
Game of Thrones / Boardwalk Empire didn't win Best TV Drama. Cranston / Buscemi didn't win Best TV Actor. What? #GoldenGlobes
21; live session drummer; music journo @ Follow the Tangent mag; claiming fame with X-Factor '10 finalists; sex-positive feminist; performer; lé unique weasel.