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We interrupt this twitter retirement to announce the birth of our son, Ryatt Sovereign 8lbs 7oz. This is glorious.
Lmao it's 2013 and Tommy Chong has been invited on CNN to pretty much do a touchdown dance cause pot is legal in Colorado. This rules
I'm back y'all!
I attribute 100% of my success to the D.A.R.E. program.
Apparently, I have a preexisting condition called being Mexican :(
After 19 hours. @ 9:35 am. Jack Valentine is here 8lbs 10.2 oz and 20.25 inches. It's everything I ever dreamt it would be.
I applaud the #Broncos for releasing Kyle Orton. That sinner doesn't build churches in the phillipines. FUCK HIM!
Bachmann won the straw poll. The real story is that Ron Paul almost won (150 votes). Bachmann is a gimmick. Ron Paul stands on principals
Ron Paul dominating. Using logic and historical perspective. Other candidates have no idea what they are seeing. #TweetThePress #RonPaul2012
New goodie mob album is hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night
I'm a father of two and I have an opinion on everything.
We celebrate thanksgiving in the traditional fashion - by handing out smallpox blankets to the natives.
I miss In N Out so bad I want to cry like a little bitch.
White people are exhausting to have to talk to.