I have an idea for choosing the new @pontifex. How about the bring BACK Pope John Paul II! #ZombiePope! @catholicprobzz Is with me on this.

Its funny how @wwe is not even gonna address how the Undertaker is, yet again, ducking @hacksawjduggan @ #Wrestlemania

I'm back y'all!

I attribute 100% of my success to the D.A.R.E. program.

Apparently, I have a preexisting condition called being Mexican :(

After 19 hours. @ 9:35 am. Jack Valentine is here 8lbs 10.2 oz and 20.25 inches. It's everything I ever dreamt it would be.

I applaud the #Broncos for releasing Kyle Orton. That sinner doesn't build churches in the phillipines. FUCK HIM!

Bachmann won the straw poll. The real story is that Ron Paul almost won (150 votes). Bachmann is a gimmick. Ron Paul stands on principals

Ron Paul dominating. Using logic and historical perspective. Other candidates have no idea what they are seeing. #TweetThePress #RonPaul2012

We celebrate thanksgiving in the traditional fashion - by handing out smallpox blankets to the natives.

I miss In N Out so bad I want to cry like a little bitch.

White people are exhausting to have to talk to.

Haters don't hibernate for the winter.

Love doesn't fight fair.

@quarterflash I'm gonna do an #OctoberFilms campaign like yours next year but its just gonna be 31 days of #25 Killer Klowns from Outerspace

Will Smith goes back in time to make his parents understand. Negates own existence. 5 stars.

My tweets , otherwise known as "Exhibit A"

I hope I die face down in a bowl of Frankenberry.

I think @bigoletitties should do a photoshoot with @imagesbyanthony !!! Please RT

Don't confuse my lack of ambition with a lack of passion.