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We interrupt this twitter retirement to announce the birth of our son, Ryatt Sovereign 8lbs 7oz. This is glorious.
Lmao it's 2013 and Tommy Chong has been invited on CNN to pretty much do a touchdown dance cause pot is legal in Colorado. This rules
I'm back y'all!
I love watching my kids and seeing the love they have for each other.
Meditating to regain my mana
Great news, son! When considered from the proper distance, nothing matters! Isn't that a relief? I love you
Made eye contact with some guy buying CREAMY peanut butter and he quickly looked down. He knows he's a pussy, he didn't need me to tell him.
I just had to google, "What does TURN DOWN FOR WHAT mean?". I'll die of old age any day now.
I attribute 100% of my success to the D.A.R.E. program.
Apparently, I have a preexisting condition called being Mexican :(
After 19 hours. @ 9:35 am. Jack Valentine is here 8lbs 10.2 oz and 20.25 inches. It's everything I ever dreamt it would be.