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We interrupt this twitter retirement to announce the birth of our son, Ryatt Sovereign 8lbs 7oz. This is glorious.
Hot Cheetos don't go stale, they age like wine.
My liberal parenting style just cost me 5 minutes of my absurd life explaining to a 2yr old why its not a good idea to build an indoor beach
This Twitter account is actually run by 1 kid on another kid's shoulders wearing a trench coat.
Lmao it's 2013 and Tommy Chong has been invited on CNN to pretty much do a touchdown dance cause pot is legal in Colorado. This rules
I'm back y'all!
2 parts ambien + 2 parts girlscout cookies + dash of hentai. Shake and serve warm in bed.
I love watching my kids and seeing the love they have for each other.
this is my jihad of love and mischief
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