“@shewantyourdick: Can I touch your butt?” @corey_rickman @capdaddy_ @stallonavitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okay I don't hate or have a problem with gays, just as a Christian I think it's wrong for them to be married. #SaysSoInTheBible

I'm #daleFC's biggest fan

“@uberfacts:Studies show that men often find funny women intimidating - And often worry they’ll be victims of her loud tongue.”@waka_crocka

“@uberfacts: Studies show women find smiling men less attractive.” @rick_daddy69 no wonder you always look pissed

“@uberfacts: The CIA once spent $20 million on a cat equipped with gear to spy on the Soviets, but it was hit by a taxi.” @waka_crocka haha

“@uberfacts: Like meat? Well, THIS might be enough to make you go vegetarian: http://t.co/06mRgpSj” @waka_crocka your welcome

“@oinkimmapig: Friends are forever… until they are in relationship” @capdaddy_ sooo true haha

“@uberfacts: Prostitutes in Spain have to wear reflective vests (like highway workers) to reduce accidents.” @waka_crocka u need one too ;)

“@snoooorlax: I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows” @waka_crocka made me think of u haha

“@alanhungover: A cat falls in water and a rooster laughs... Moral of the story? Wet pussy makes a happy cock.” @kenzielepper recognize it?