Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"My Toms and Skinny Jeans say 'Silver Lake' but my credit and ability to hold employment say 'Santa Monica'" - [redacted], mocking me
Remember, the founders had the same armament as the oppressors. Now, governments have things that can shoot you from space.
I am coining "NIL" Instead of ending your backhanded internet remarks with "Just sayin', Lol" use: "NIL" [Nervous Internet Laughter]
Dear all women, make it a point to recreate the Marilyn Monroe playboy picture set for your boyfriend/husband whilst you are young.
Life lesson: Cartoons in the New Yorker are like New Yorkers in general, Unfunny and self important
fuck you, youtube load balancer
-nearly denizen of the internet
Nothing sounds as nice as a pint glass hitting a table.
@thirdguy Hear me in all my frenetic fever high pitch voice'd glory.
God, I am debating between a subaru and a volvo wagon.
When did I wake up and become a liberal arts women's studies professor?