Here's a clip of Osborne being booed at the Paralympics. If you pause it at 21 seconds, you can see his soul imploding: http://t.co/msV8FwOQ

Treat yourself to this picture of the BNP getting their racist van stuck under a presumably not racist bridge #EDL #UAF http://t.co/gGquQ3CK

Remember when Harold Shipman killed several hundred people on purpose and we debated whether that means all middle class people are evil?

While you listen to the national anthem, there's disabled man being pepper sprayed down at #criticalmass http://t.co/SREzRAJd #olympics

It would be good to have a live split screen of the opening ceremony and the #criticalmass protesters being beaten up right now #london2012

In case you're looking for someone to blame, the only match Andy Murray lost this tournament was the one David Cameron attended #Wimbledon

Worth remembering that the Tories ran on a platform of protecting the environment, NHS and economy and that they're a bunch of lying cunts.

The account that originally posted this #NHS #Olympics pic, @nursekate5, has now been mysteriously suspended... http://t.co/uwB0NYJV

I look forward to David Cameron, who took power with 36% of the vote, calling Chavez, who regularly won 60%+, a dictator later today.

I can't believe that guy who killed all those Pakistani kids with flying robots would cheat on his wife.

It's only fair, of course. Remember how the editors of all the major tabloids resigned after they called Chris Jefferies a murderer?

It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat

Welcome to Britain, where nicking a bottle of water gets you 3 years, but beating an unarmed man to death gets you off scot free #Tomlinson

I don't know why anyone's suggesting Thatcher have a state funeral. She'd obviously prefer to go private.

I assume George Osborne's crying because he's just realised that he is George Osborne

Fun fact: Iain Duncan Smith has seen his salary rise by 121% since 2007 while wages and benefits have risen by less than 20%.

I wish Twitter had that Windows paper clip thing. "Looks like you're having a pointless argument. Would you like help evaluating your life?"

Exclusive photos of George Osborne and advisers preparing for #Budget2013 pic.twitter.com/HXmN2RJ2UQ

Who says the British press are intrusive?  http://twitpic.com/caio7g 

However much The Sun cries its boycotted little eyes out today, remember how it responded to Liverpudlians back then: http://t.co/S1rILunu