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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    i just yelled "hail satan" across the office. Everyone gasped, except for Debra. Debra slowly raised the horns.

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    The Hills have eyes. Bobby has eyes. Peggy has eyes. Hank has eyes. Ladybird has eyes. Luanne has eyes. Cotton has eyes. The Hills have eyes

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    "IS IT 'COOL' AND 'IRONIC' TO HAIL ME NOW!?!?" Satan bellows as he pours lava on my dick for the 10,000th time

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    *tweets in 1st gear* vrrrrrrr *shifts to second gear* dildooooooo *3rd gear* scott baiooooooooooo *4th gear* denimmmm *5th gear* I'm saaaaad

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    USA RULES, WE'RE NUMBER 1 (in veteran suicides) WE'RE NUMBER 1 (in incarcerations) WE'RE NUMBER 1 (in obesity)

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    "I WRITE JOKES ON TWITTER" i blurt out on a first date. "....M...me too" she replies. The dumbest sex ever happened that night

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    You get to heaven. "Wtf is this" you say. Trillions of bugs are all over the place. "Oh yeah I forgot I worshipped bug jesus"

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    Is it butt naked or buck naked? Is it buck wild or butt wild? Is it buck wheat or butt wheat?? Is the male deer a buck or a butt????

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    I suffer from small butthole syndrome. Well I dont really suffer, it's just that my poop comes out like angel hair pasta. Anyway as valedict

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    Sweet dreams are made of peas // Who am I to disagree // traveled the world to get some peas // what can i say i really like peas

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    Imagine a dude with big dangly balls standing on top of a tablesaw, slowly squatting down, never breaking eye contact. That man. Is America.

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  • Jonny_Wags
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    .@sega is fast food just regular food for sonic

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    "This here is my man cave" - a bear showing you a cave filled with dead human bodies

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    Imagine cookie monster eating pussy

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    "I have dream. Where all these turtles will stop meddlin with my shit." - martin luther krang

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    Gene Wilder?? Fuck that, get me GENe WILDEST

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    Here's a tip for avoiding "twitter drama": go to "twitter genres" in settings and switch it over to "comedy" or "horror" or "sports"

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  • Jonny_Wags
      Oral Butt Ass @Jonny_Wags

    How are you makin you're nose wiggle like that. Jesus this is crazy. *sunglasses fall off of dog's butt* oh, haha, jokes on me

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  • Jonny_Wags
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