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No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK
i just yelled "hail satan" across the office. Everyone gasped, except for Debra. Debra slowly raised the horns.
The Hills have eyes. Bobby has eyes. Peggy has eyes. Hank has eyes. Ladybird has eyes. Luanne has eyes. Cotton has eyes. The Hills have eyes
"IS IT 'COOL' AND 'IRONIC' TO HAIL ME NOW!?!?" Satan bellows as he pours lava on my dick for the 10,000th time
*tweets in 1st gear* vrrrrrrr *shifts to second gear* dildooooooo *3rd gear* scott baiooooooooooo *4th gear* denimmmm *5th gear* I'm saaaaad
You get to heaven. "Wtf is this" you say. Trillions of bugs are all over the place. "Oh yeah I forgot I worshipped bug jesus"
Is it butt naked or buck naked? Is it buck wild or butt wild? Is it buck wheat or butt wheat?? Is the male deer a buck or a butt????
USA RULES, WE'RE NUMBER 1 (in veteran suicides) WE'RE NUMBER 1 (in incarcerations) WE'RE NUMBER 1 (in obesity)
"I WRITE JOKES ON TWITTER" i blurt out on a first date. "....M...me too" she replies. The dumbest sex ever happened that night
I suffer from small butthole syndrome. Well I dont really suffer, it's just that my poop comes out like angel hair pasta. Anyway as valedict
Sweet dreams are made of peas // Who am I to disagree // traveled the world to get some peas // what can i say i really like peas
Imagine a dude with big dangly balls standing on top of a tablesaw, slowly squatting down, never breaking eye contact. That man. Is America.
"This here is my man cave" - a bear showing you a cave filled with dead human bodies
"I have dream. Where all these turtles will stop meddlin with my shit." - martin luther krang
Here's a tip for avoiding "twitter drama": go to "twitter genres" in settings and switch it over to "comedy" or "horror" or "sports"
How are you makin you're nose wiggle like that. Jesus this is crazy. *sunglasses fall off of dog's butt* oh, haha, jokes on me
Unsanitary butt-wiper http://favstar.fm/users/Jonny_Wags
