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Oh yeah? Well my Jesus beat up the devil with both hands nailed to a tree. #GoodFriday
Some days I just want to paint happy little trees. So thanks for that Bob Ross.
Sometimes, when I'm taking a midterm, I like to pretend I'm a cyber ninja cyborg sent from the future to destroy the grading curve.
The best part of not speaking Spanish is probably making up my own words. Seriously, it's banañas.
"Right and wrong don't have anything to do with justice" - English professor making sure I know this class can't be done soon enough.
My fav Christmas story is still the one about the baby who was born to die so that I could ask him to save my life.
Just found out about sugar-free maple syrup, the most un-American thing ever made.
I could never be a technocrat. Maybe a technican or even a techndent. But never a technocrat.
#whyisitcalledGoodFriday because Hell isn't going to be a party and this was the only way Jesus could be sure you got an invite to His party
The JordWalk Cold Turkey Quitting List
Soda
Sleep
Pants
Actual Cold Turkey
Elevators
The Status Quo
Numbers larger than 1 Jillion
Griffins
Johnny Hendricks has an unfair advantage with a beard that absorbs roughly 53% of each blow. #UFC
The nerds are holding a quidditch tourney while the cool kids are at the basketball tourney. Me? Library cuz forget your labels, man.
@awstn_jglo @lmp2k11 If you have real peanut butter, it helps stop oil separation. Yes, I'm a peanut butter nerd.
I'm way too good at making people feel bad about things that aren't their fault to not consider a career in politics.
If I understand this gun control debate, there's people who would take away our right to fire two guns whilst jumping thru the air #notcool
Good news: I'm fully enrolled for the spring semester.
Bad news: School isn't allowing me to use fireworks for my intros the first week.
I'm not a fan of labels, but if you insist: Laconic
