Just for @alextothebyers: Just read "#3" (as in 'number 3') as "hashtag 3." Too much twitter.

Prepare yourself, kids at FHE, I'ma be seeing you tomorrow. I can't wait to see @alextothebyers' wavy locks with my new glasses. #ohwait.

So, it'll be a $500 "Price is Right" viewing machine?

Xbox reveal is coming up soon! Time to see if it's time to switch to PC gaming or if I'll be getting a "next gen" console.

Starting my day off with an asthma attack is the universe's way off letting me know that today is gonna suck.

And in a shocking change of events I think I have a plan for my life.

40 mins late. May Bill Hogan have mercy on my soul.

At John Wallace I need a tissue, Maddie Chammas

Connor Hogan's dad is teaching my Hospitality Management class. #chill

“@uberfacts: PSY’s “Gangnam Style” video has beat Justin Bieber for the number 1 spot on YouTube’s Top 100 music videos.” WE DID IT!

Welp, apparently my government professor gets a huge boner for Ayn Rand. Should've seen that coming.

@kikotsu @spclkcallaghan @abir_azeem As an ally to the Japanese, the British must respect this sanction.

@kikotsu most women on the Internet are men. Most Russian girls on the Internet are bears. #Internetsafety101

@kikotsu If I see him, I'll ask. Maybe he and I can partake in one of "those negro spirituals." #oddonnelsgreatesthits

Random calls from Brenda Byers >>>

This man is my idol. #ChrisMartin http://t.co/zYUZY9Wg

"There will be Coldplay tweets tomorrow they say, Coldplay will have tweets." William Shakespeare.

Jesus. Just... wow.

@coldplay concert with third row seat upgrades. I will never forget this. I'm so close to Chris Martin right now. #myhero

I'm in the third row at a Coldplay concert. I'm shaking, I can't handle this. Holy shit. @alextothebyers @kateboelkins @zanglmvish