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A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48.
Having a bout of writer's block. I'm trying to eloquently incorporate “lack of Favstars” into my suicide note.
I stood in line beneath the Sears Tower, marveling in her majestic beauty. I softly whispered “Soon, I’ll be inside of you.”
In retrospect, no wonder Roman Polanski was so eager to go on "Celebrity Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader."
I have developed an addiction to the unfollow button. Don't judge. Congrats, if you see this, you've survived this round.
I'll just go ahead and say what we're all thinking. Bacon was the greatest thing before sliced bread. And, frankly, after it.
C'mon, aren't we all sex addicts? The people who have that 'label' have just found ways to get some on the regular.
Dear dude with the lifted monster F-150 driving 2 feet behind me at 70mph on the freeway: sorry about your small dick.
They say this is the giving season, which has me inspired to volunteer.
Certain body parts.
To horny ladies in need.
Certain body parts.
To horny ladies in need.
Coming around the corner, I met an unexpected obstacle. As my back tire ran over Bambi, I thought to myself, "Oh, dear."
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