You had me at "Im reading a book"

@itsderekhale @lydiahmartin *sobs histerically* #ALPHAFEELINGS

00:00 make a wish

Pa sentirte solo, pues mejor quedate solo #dealbreaker

#FF @team_sterek @padacklecki @deampala2005 @destielalways @pi3r3_dili3gr0s @the_dorkster @whiskeyandmeds @spntfw @spnholytrinity @spnislife

Brownies improvisados para celebrar año nuevo en familia de Carolina para el mundo  http://instagr.am/p/T7iZ_VgumK/ 

Dedicaré mi vida entera a quien patee en los huevos a Oscar Madrazo #MNTM #gentequemecaga

#TGIF http://t.co/omHQmntZ

@redhale @lilredrobinhud what the hell is this *soooobs* #allthefeels I need fanfic noooooows!

@spndestiel *sobs uncontainabsktodhakaooaha*

@mybigblondelife sorry #persecutiondelirium D:

@mybigblondelife how is it that me eating fettuccini alfredo is an insult to north america?

Sometimes gay guys go wrong and end up Ninel Conde, sometimes they go right and end up Lady Gaga

3,711 unread e-mails; my procrastination is serious shit, guess thats why I get along with Twitter, only 140 characters

I can stand many things but Lady Gaga fans calling her "mommy" is just too much #wtf

Im sorry Mr. Assface throwing garbage in front of my house, did someone call on the cops on you? TOO BAD DICK FACE

“@longwall26: Kind of a lot of sexual tension between me and this bag of barbecue potato chips right now.” // #beenthere

Todos emocionados por que empieza Marzo, ni que fuera inhabil

#esemomentoincomodo en el que no recuerdas el nombre de la persona que se acerca y te hace platica

Acabo de publicar una foto  http://instagram.com/p/X54i5qgurL/