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But If you check who unfollows you, you probably used to have your friend call another friend on 3way and be quiet to see what they say..
What so you call a pirate who likes young booty? Arrgh Kelly.. (._. )
Uh-uhhhh.. Hold up! They chargin Zimmerminn wit homoside? He gay!?! Das craaaaaaaazy! It's really a hate criiiime!
"And then God made baked chicken, and a southern black woman scolded God, and fried some chicken, and it was good." - Invictus 9:15PM
I masturbated to a Life Alert commercial once cuz the old lady was layin on the floor lookin fine than a bitch..
Bees are terrorists. Every time they fly around you, you get scared. They die when they sting. They're suicide bombers.
Niggas really out here talking about what niggas really out here doin starting sentences with niggas really out here?
Y'all just gon sit there and act like you ain't never call 489-4608 and ask the old man who answered to speak to Alicia Keys?
But hold uuuuuuuupppp.. Hah dey gon charge him wit manslaughter if Trayvorn was a luh boy doooeee! The system crookit!
Amber, find the fuck, and look at the valve on it. It should say "open". Shut it by twisting it in the upward position.
Real friends don't tell you what you wanna hear all the time.. In fact, they tell you what you don't wanna hear most of the time..
Drakes biggest fans are:
1) Hood adjacent suburb white chicks
2) Hispanic chicks fighting for their youth
4) Baby oil niggas
If we're friends.. Like ACTUAL friends.. Not "friends".. Friends.. I can find you attractive.. But I'm not attracted to you. We're friends.
Wholesome guy, dirty fuckin liar, Skank whisperer, fuckin 24, NOT Hispanic, relentless lyric quoter, Hater.