Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm trying to be more positive. So, I guess the bright side to Rakim opening for Kreayshawn is that one day we'll all be dead.
Here's a story about my addictions and what I did to make them disappear. I'd be honored if you RT'd this, really: http://www.joefarley.com/post/50394583092/my-pull-toward …
Just got laughed out of a Satanic orgy because I showed up dressed like a 3rd grader in a Halloween Devil outfit :-(
"He doesn't look anything like America." - my nephew watching Captain America
Pick up line: Did you just fall from Heaven? Because I don't believe in you.
Where should I get my Monster Energy logo tattoo at? My neck, or my unemployment checks?
I just read the Dorner Manifesto and, no joke, in the midst of justifying a murderous rampage, he compliments Michelle Obama's bangs.
A guy I used to buy coke from now works the drive-thru at McDonald's. I'm the one who feels shame every time I go there.
Mitt Romney looks like he fucks his wife through the dickhole of his boxers.
"I really don't like adults. At all, practically." -- Maurice Sendak
Thanks for following me because you think/hope I'll follow you back and then unfollowing me when I don't. I'm sure I'll regret it.
Sleeping over with the last girI I was having sex with, she offered me her toothbrush. I said that was "gross". Then I ate her ass out.
There's a time and a place for a neck tattoo. The timing is poor, and the place is the unemployment office.
@mattstaggs You get a lot of eyes on your links. Any chance you can RT my story of addiction & recovery: http://www.joefarley.com/post/50394583092/my-pull-toward …
I've encountered homeless guys whose confidence I wish I had.
In the unfolding of today's events, I was spurned to finally write about my long-time disapproval for @realalexjones: http://www.joefarley.com/post/48107979060/alex-jones …