“@frankysocceram: Got a Spare ticket to Spurs vs Saints on Sat £40 Park Lane Lower. Any takers? #massivegame” @hotspurtickets

“@uberfacts: Male elephants will often use their penis as a 5th leg to support their weight.” I often do the same

“@aaronkelly92: “@ryanohrourke: here it is #geezer #lad #ladpoints #cameronsbritain http://t.co/HI9kf6KR” @oh_mike_chai” animal

@jack_odonnell26 @harrypage_ of course it's free!

"@uberfacts: Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined." That's peak

@aaronkelly92 @we8arsenal @danfitzz @js_budgie hang about is Aaron messaging the SSN panel? pic.twitter.com/XoqoFGYv

@spursofficial @jan_vertonghen my MOTM

@harrypage_ fuck Ireland? I'm sure you won't be saying that when ur celebrating paddys day sailor

@aaronkelly92 hate it when I used to get bus and people did this shit #notcool #timewaste

@harrypage_ "I wonder if there will be any desperate groups of birds out tonight looking for abit of cock" haha great quote!

"@uberfacts: Drinking an entire bottle of soy sauce in one sitting can kill you." @jack_odonnell26 fancy a challenge?

@reecegoose91 @aaronkelly92 @harrypage_ when I chundered last night coz I ate bare, the chili came back up and set my mouth off again!

Wingmanning for @harrypage_ got him in there! #takeonefortheteam

£100 well spent.

@harrypage_ I think I'm with child.... A KFC child

"@harrypage_ is chips a vegetable" OH MY GOD

Just seen a bricktop lookalike outside hmv in enfield!

Haha @harrypage_ @tjt_91 @js_budgie http://t.co/cDtCbyRc

There's a strong possibility I may punch a child in the next few days. Probably in the ear.

We're all in this one! @harrypage_ @jack_odonnell26 http://t.co/yA1G4gqt