Lost in sheer beauty. pic.twitter.com/plgf4q2zUx

Hudler: Me and mustard are tight #royals

Hochevar: (verb), turn a corner.
Use in a sentence: Proceed north on Main Street, then Hochevar right at 12th Street.

#FaithHillsLegs to #CarrieUnderwoodsLegs is like going from Double Chocolate Cake to Double Chocolate Cake that I'd put my penis in.

Nobody Worry. Farnsworth totally has this, you guys.

Ran outside, Seal Team 6 style. Sweet teabagged my Osama decoy, threw a crotch chop and said, "You ain't Waldo. Hide and seek, son. Merica."

#Royals Win! pic.twitter.com/n5ufLCFpip

#Chiefs fans seem to be expressing much FURY of the KNILE pick. Get it??? FURY OF THE NILE?? Like the ride? Oh, to hell with it.

.@comoestrada Ned is wise. pic.twitter.com/2b5i3tDEZj

What kind of books does Mike Moustakas read? Pop Up Books. BOOM. YOSTED.

Come on, Moose. Dear God, come on.

Ran outside naked, mullet flowin, nips showin'. Flyin' elbow dropped my terrorist decoy and yelled,"Merica. Droppin' warheads on foreheads."

By drafting both Marino and Elway in 1979, there is NO question the #royals have drafted better at QB spot than the #chiefs #nosarcasm

youre not the father pic.twitter.com/1CPN9YlohZ

RT if you want this Mercedes. pic.twitter.com/j0u6xCbFMs

Odds that Salvador Perez goes to sleep with his shin guards on? I'm saying greater than 30%

Ran outside with a golf sack full of cold ones. Saluted and yelled, "Swingin' sticks and bangin' chicks. The Masters is back, jack. Merica."

retweet if you loved the way the #royals played today! RT

LOVE the excitement shown by the players after this win. GREAT day at the ballpark #royals

Drake's music will have you missing the girl from 2nd grade who unfroze you during a game of freeze tag.