So this is the Andrew Wiggins dunk folks were talking about?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellOTBqYh8k …

Clearest pic of Mercury you have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/1mABORerIU

Tim Duncan fell asleep in the 4th and overtime you just can't tell because his eyes are permanently open.

Games over.

*Mike Miller goes back to the bridge he lives under*

M-I-C... See you real soon! K-E-Y... Why? Because you're hitting .183 and not running out grounders!! M-O-U-S-T-A-K-A-S....

Nice hustle Moose. I have seen enough. Send him to Omaha and give me Tejada #royals

Since they love hand gestures, the Royals should do the jerk-off motion every time they spoil a James Shields start.

Eldrick! RT @jrayespngolf: Tiger Woods finishes the U.S. Open +13, his worst score to par in this event as a professional.

Excellent "@thefrog22: @bobfescoe how's that for a random royals tee. Is he even still in baseball? pic.twitter.com/sNL7XZj0uQ"

I literally say fuck so often I'm starting to think we need a new word that's more offensive than fuck.

To Lorenzo! To The Wall!

#parkinspickofdeath

Lost in sheer beauty. pic.twitter.com/plgf4q2zUx

Hudler: Me and mustard are tight #royals

Hochevar: (verb), turn a corner.
Use in a sentence: Proceed north on Main Street, then Hochevar right at 12th Street.

#FaithHillsLegs to #CarrieUnderwoodsLegs is like going from Double Chocolate Cake to Double Chocolate Cake that I'd put my penis in.

Nobody Worry. Farnsworth totally has this, you guys.

Ran outside, Seal Team 6 style. Sweet teabagged my Osama decoy, threw a crotch chop and said, "You ain't Waldo. Hide and seek, son. Merica."

#Royals Win! pic.twitter.com/n5ufLCFpip

#Chiefs fans seem to be expressing much FURY of the KNILE pick. Get it??? FURY OF THE NILE?? Like the ride? Oh, to hell with it.