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I've been using "Lighten up, Smaug" with my kids lately. They seem to hate it.
It takes too many clicks to be disappointed with how someone looks on Twitter.
I love that British movie with the group of old people who do something you normally associate with younger people.
FarmVille is the human version of that rats-tapping-a-metal-bar experiment.
I’m weirdly good at remembering which side my gas tank is on.
Fuck Roger Waters.
Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street and I get the creepy feeling that no one is looking at me.
Every time a tweet is favorited, an angel is unaffected.