I wonder what bands make her dance? Nickelback, maybe Creed? #whitepeoplewednesday @rude_jude

@rude_jude accidentally hanging yourself and dying while masturbating #WhitePeopleWednesday

Ke$ha is a girl you can bring home to mom.

If your mom is into sharing needles and Hepatitis C.

@rude_jude OD'ing on ecstasy and dying while at a rave #WhitePeopleWednesday

Why is everything I love the most so wrong for me?

Big Girls Don't Cry because they will eat you if you piss them off

30% of women are killed by their boyfriends or husbands
30% of women should have shut the fuck up

Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

I don't get chosen to win raffles at work but I sure get chosen for random drug tests

@rude_jude being cyber bullied #WhitePeopleWednesday

Guys! I'm almost to 200 followers. Help me out, I'll send out nudes of Betty White and Bea Arthur scissoring... #hollaifyouhearme

Don't you hate when you think your wife is waking you up with a blowjob and it's your fucking dog?

Billy Joel may have not started the fire but he did crash his car into a house while fucking shitfaced...

The first time my neighbors saw my truck they probably thought a Mexican just moved into the neighborhood

#GayestThingOnTwitter @irespectfemales

Jamming Pink Floyd at work just earned me a spot in the next random drug test.

What is a snapback? Let me google this. #WhitePeopleWednesday @rude_jude

I didn't know Ron Jeremy coached the Orlando Magic

I have a feeling this is going to end with a murder/suicide

Growin up in the gutter