Everytime you're tempted to think of Boris as a character or a fun guy, remember he is shutting fire and police stations, maternity units.

Can I just put this out there- I don't begrudge my taxes going on benefits and I don't think people who claim benefits are scroungers.

If you'd like to make yourself instantly happier, forever, stop reading the comments underneath any part of the Internet.

I don't have much to say about the Tory party conference beyond the fact that they're despicable, manipulative liars without conscience.

"guys! I've got an idea" "is it cunty?" "yeah!" "Great! But is it also wildly incompetent?" "yes!" "POLICY!" - a coalition summary.

Nadine Dorries must be the only person who saw George Galloway on CBB and thought "He came across well there. I should get in on that."

It's so cool that #McAlpine is giving all of the damages he's seeking to rape charities. People should RT this act of magnanimity.

“@joey7barton: ...I'm more intelligent than about 97% of the British Isles.” He means the land mass? More intelligent than the land mass.

There's a way the wealthiest people could support universities. It's called taxation.

If, like me, you have a student loan, this should really make you angry:
 http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/jun/13/raise-interest-rate-student-loans-secret-report?mobile-redirect=false …

Grant Shapps' children share a bedroom because he needs all of the other rooms for his online aliases.

I would like it if the Green Party got the kind of coverage UKIP gets. #amostobvioustweet

Video evidence that nonviolent, excellent @ukuncut were lied to by police http://t.co/LaEASVK #ukuncut #vindicated

"The UN has decided it's okay to execute people for being gay. http://tinyurl.com/29fhb25” oh my god this is incredibly shocking

"Taxpayers' Alliance admits director doesn't pay British tax"  http://gu.com/p/2bdkj/tw  - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

If Romney is president when I wake up I'll be pure raging.

I wonder which 3% of the British Isles is cleverer than Joey Barton. I think it's Ben Nevis.

Ugh I hate thinking about what David Cameron is doing to the NHS. What a cunt.

I wish I'd been alive when people only used the word 'Hello' in surprised context: "Hello! What's this? A farthing in the bushes? Splendid!"

Nobody will remember Thatcher for kindness or compassion and those are traits that I really like in a person.