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An advent calendar, but with craft beer.
Friend: I'm not giving him a massage with all that hair on his back.
Me: How about a back massage with Nair?
Heading over to the Dollar Tree store. Did ya'll need any expired vitamins, irregular socks, or $1 pregnancy tests?
Witchin' ain't easy.
Note to self: Check whether the leopard print on your bra is visible through your shirt BEFORE leaving house.
I like you, but not "Drive cross country in diapers so I can kidnap your girlfriend" like you.
I'd like to see a Halloween couple's costume of Miley Cyrus for the guy and Robin Thicke for the gal.
What day is it!?! It's Harumph Day.
There's a genre of literature devoted to dinosaur on female human sex. Sounds like potential new STDs. Better wrap that Raptor!
Seriously? There's nothing serious here. Let me dab up that blood for you.