@mmaroasted @samsiciliamma anyone willing to allow others to make jokes about them is cool in my book. Much love.

@miahsaint @pattonoswalt Until you can Turn The Page with a Live Bullet you will never defeat Hans Zimmer

And with that Pitino returns to feasting on the blood of the living @travisrodgers

@silkbrah @brianbeckner @walkoffhbp @travisrodgers Kent the BoneCutter #ScoreboardOldSchoolReference

@vicnocal @liljamesrome We'll talk about the boring interview we just had in a minute BUT FIRST another boring interview!

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. I light some candles then try to shoot them out. Don't invite me to birthday parties.

To all the parents out there: there is a sex offender tracker app. Use THAT to find some one that wants to buy your kids cookies.

I hope we can all fondly remember the Pope as a former Nazi that looked the other way while children were raped.

@travon @breadfoster love the fake fight.

Sent from a world where Bread doesn't look like he has cancer

@themikeinindy @vicnocal @kylebrandt You should use that in a call. Maybe then some one will be able to figure out wtf you're talking about.

@sithsarcasm i'm pretty sure it's sitheses