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I'm very romantic when I masturbate. I light some candles then try to shoot them out. Don't invite me to birthday parties.
To all the parents out there: there is a sex offender tracker app. Use THAT to find some one that wants to buy your kids cookies.
I hope we can all fondly remember the Pope as a former Nazi that looked the other way while children were raped.