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Frankie is boring.
You taste like mind vomit.
Buncha fucking assholes, the lot of ya.
We're a good example of terrible people, but at least we come gift wrapped.
I don't even want to be drinking tonight...
There are some needy fucking cunts around Twitter.
You can't throw a stone without hitting a Tweet by some pathetic unfunny whinny bitch.
Following us here won't get ya anything, ya know.
Not many followers to RT to, and we can't give out ToDs here.
There's nothing here for you
Seriously...we'll just shove a chainsaw up your cunt; after all, you don't give a fuck about anything apparently, so why should we.
Yeah, I'm not funny.
All the funny ones just left me hanging to sit here and talk to fucking myself.
This is just where we go to Tweet when we don't want to start an accidental debate with a bunch of fucking morons.
It's interesting how many cultures were minding their own business, and all of a sudden white men came by, took the land, and destroyed it.
America was founded by people who wanted to escape religious control and a society focused on money making.
There's nowhere else to run.
You're all the enemy.
Every good blow job deserves a tossed salad.
If you don't know us, I'm not going to reply to your attempts to be validated by our acknowledgment of your fucking statements.
Set yourself on fire.
Everything I learned about emotions, I learned from watching 'Daria'.
┌∩┐◣_◢┌∩┐ Got our fucking 'U': @JustCallMeFrank. We're usually there, occasionally here. Sometimes PG: @JustCallUsFrank. Got a fucking problem? Die about it.