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One year from tomorrow Anchorman 2 will be in theaters!! It is kind of a big deal.
Here is my first scene for This Is 50. This just happened. I search the house for my phone. I call it. It rings. It is in my hand.
Twitter is such a bizarre combo of wonderful and awful. Just like everything else I guess
How exactly should I say this? Herman Cain is a fucking moron. Was that insightful enough? Did I capture the complexities of the man?
It's nice that Miley is comfortable with herself.
Most comedy comes from rage or people who think they have the answers. I prefer comedy about people who don't know what the fuck to do.
Sometimes when I read something mean about me I read other tweets that person wrote so I know if their judgment can be trusted.
Funny how you can annihilate half of NY or Any city and get a PG 13 rating but say fuck twice and you get an R.
The distance between me and other people at which I am comfortable daring to fart hoping they won't hear is getting shorter and shorter.