This chick thinks she's tooo buff. If I text you at 14:00 you better reply at 13:59

Tried to run after the 157 and it left me. Some sexy chicks were at the bus stop so I kept running. I am now running home.

@dearrobtv don't piss me off. If you've got a problem with me add me on Xbox Live: Judiniho. Play me at FIFA.

RT @mrexposed: RT @jaycapone: Here’s my #TakeAPictureLikeATwitterBitch, but I ain’t gay, OK? http://t.co/x1hYEi2P < Kl - LOOOOOL

RT @itsu_51
남한이 뭘하든 북한에 핵언급하는 사람들이 꼭 있네; 안타깝네요 아무래도 내일은 아닐것같네요^; - no, don't try indirect me in another language I'm not a prick

RT @marcsteven_: So @judiniho makes it on ITV News  http://www.itv.com/news/2013-01-03/twitter-user-killerkarrit-faces-backlash-after-betting-bank-details-on-chelsea-win/ … pic.twitter.com/0omUAwXn - he still hasn't tweet his bank details.

RT @dearrobtv
@judiniho battery died 07538413094 - yeah? My battery is also doing kolom. Add me on Xbox Live

@emperorartist LOL, it's cool. Just listened to your tune. That pic got more views than your vid did in 4 months, in 5 minutes.

RT @ihatefeds: "@belloembustero: People still use whatsapp? Oh. < lol - oh great one please tell us what we should use to get on your level

If I tweet you and you don't reply I will unfollow you. I'm not your groupie.

HANG ON? THIS WHITE GIRL JUST WENT TO THE DRIVER "DON'T HAVE MY OYSTER CARD :)" N WALKED ON. LAST TIME I TRIED THIS HE TURNED OFF THE ENGINE

RT @viimillion: *pours remainder of bucket bath over head in slow motion* - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this is the finishing move

“@omzym: "@debbymontana: Somalia wasn't meant to be on Africa." < Someone elses hair isn't supposed to be on ur head. But it is. Sad story.”

River Island didn't reply to my application. So when I go in their shop I knock clothes off of shelves

I'm a moist yout. I don't care. Moistness will take me places. u man are stuck in the hood. Your girlfriends are gonna say "yeah fam" in bed

Lol the only person on twitter I genuinely dislike is @cockneydarkie if I ever see you, I'ma fully dedicate 10 minutes to punch you up fam

"@madmo95 RT @crumbledcookie_ RT @fuckyhitsola RT @jetblackmack I miss canada *sigh* < I Miss LA < i miss London « I miss Philly" I'm poor

look at Ba, before Cisse came. People were saying he was the best striker in the World. Now he's a shadow to someone even darker than him.

RT @humble_prick: RT @yeahitsken: RT @misstee_ldn: RT @pissinyourmouth: RT @iamomar_uk: I weigh £15. « The confidence in the tweet LOOOOOOL

RT: @blackc0caine: LOOLLL I DIED. http://t.co/W4vK1Ump - *presses Sky+ remote pause button* I swear this is you? http://t.co/aOXOGqPR