Holy fuck, 70's diet food looks horrible RT @theretronaut: New Time Capsule: Weightwatchers Cards, 1974 - http://t.co/00FhjF8l

#Romania - doesn't make any more sense now I am sober #SBSEurovison 

My first wee blog post on my #humanbrochure experience  http://schmeckt.com.au/?p=249  #Canberra

All charity singles should henceforth be written by the Flight of the Conchords guys: http://t.co/tdxlm71Y ping @kateburge

Who's coming to the Tweetup? 4pm on Sunday May 6th King O'Malleys. All Canberra tweeps welcome. #cbrtweetup @miladyred? @scatterbelle ?

Astounded at this note on passive aggressive notes http://bit.ly/aQrAqB *picks jaw up from floor*

@matt_h__ #yes

Get in Inner Westies! Prince Alfred Park Pool reopens, free entry until October! Best views #Sydney  http://www.cityofsydney.nsw.gov.au/explore/facilities/swimming-pools/prince-alfred-park-pool … via @cityofsydney

Fuck yeah, Friday!

I must be the only woman in the world that finds Ricky Martin repulsive. Also, ladies.. I think you're barking up the wrong tree #thevoiceau

@tinkertines Recipe I just found which you might also like to try!  http://www.buzzfeed.com/johnmahoney/how-to-make-a-healthy-delicious-white-bean-and-kale-stew …

Guys, just act natural... @mickrad @erikveland @jimmyflorida themiqr at #PoachersPantry #humanbrochure  http://instagr.am/p/V-cJAoGvT4/ 

This pretty much sums up how I feel today pic.twitter.com/g3BKeeFW

Lovebirds, Frankie & @erikveland rest up #humanbrochure  http://instagr.am/p/VxwgB1GvWL/ 

Loving the spam on the #humanbrochure feed.. #spamtastic it's certainly taking my mind off my hangover

The #AwMemorial really is bloody beautiful #Canberra #humanbrochure @ Australian War Memorial  http://instagr.am/p/VvlRDIGvco/ 

Claustrophobic #Sydney #terrace @ Chalmers St Nr Cleveland St  http://instagr.am/p/TuouoyGvQm/ 

@garydlum @sister_ratched nice work. Can recommend rocket, chickpeas, cherry toms, shallots & roasted caps

Sorry @mickrad, you're dumped. #RickAstley #rickrolled  http://instagr.am/p/SSXwq6GvcO/ 

One for @sister_ratched http://t.co/P1L5mqJL - an update from Iceland from my little sister.