@crazycolours email to report suspected suicide on Twitter privacy@twitter.com and they can make contact via emergency services.

Crawling into my tent is like entering a bucket fanny. #hopfarmfestival

@uniformedwhore @enadaffodil I expect 5 things on a date. Alcohol, meth, a decent shag, a budgie for our Kes, & bus fare home. #howiroll

@enadaffodil Dear Deirdre, is there a sensitive way of telling my boyfriend he's a an ugly fat fuck with a tiny penis who comes too quick? B

@enadaffodil Dear Deirdre I'm afraid my vagina might rip itself from my body & streak across the Hops Festival Stage when Moz headlines! Kim

@enadaffodil That's nowt lass! For my 21st I won darts tournament, drank my weight in brown ale then let my pet kestrel attack a southerner!

#5wordsaftersex Shit! We're missing Coronation Street!

#ff my Twitterinos @andylpellis @billybikeboy @bluecrayon77 @christoffle @cheapweed @dfa1976 @djnorx @dalestation @dickiefelton @gordyodt

#ff my Twitterettes @alanalia @andrella @bettierae @cupie_doll @clarahopscotch @kittymd @orangemartini @thedollsays

@enadaffodil "If u want ur pills Reg u need to say the magic words into me phone!" Reg: "Gordon Rigg! Gordon Rigg!" collapses "GORDON RIGG!"

Beleated #ff my Twitterinos @dickiefelton @gordyodt @weeman1981 @billybikeboy @christoffle @dalestation @joeclay16 @sheridanslack

Do you need mates to be on Matesgate? .... Relegated to Facebook, as I have a face. #eastenders

Is Cher Lady Sovereign with hair extensions and a Cheryl Cole tattoo? #xfactor

I feel so sorry for her! #dealornodeal