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When I was a teenager all I wanted to do was get my hands on some breasts. Now I'm 40 all I want to do is get rid of them. ;)
I can't believe they've found horse meat in Ikea meatballs. They'll be telling us they've found wood in their furniture next. ;)
Actually, just fell down the stairs but I class that as exercise
Evening, you gorgeous, wonderful people you :)
I don't care how good it is, an ipad mini sounds like a sanitary towel
Please be aware that however much we love the Olympics, lycra is not a suitable fashion statement.
When I said I wanted to see more cleavage this year, I didn't mean my own. Diet starts tomorrow....or Monday
Gosh, England look like a team that has spent all its time drinking & chasing women since they've been in New Zealand.......oh, they have
The shiny happy people have lost their religion, now everybody hurts & this song goes out to the one I love. What's the frequency Kenneth?
Major anti climax in London as 100,000 people realise that they aren't queuing for the X factor auditions
Over 40 yrs ago man landed and walked on the moon, this week a man had a hand transplant. Tonight I'm watching celebrities fall into a pool.
I think that some people that walk the corridors of power should only be there if they're painting them
Apparently the X Factor is on and twitter is angry
I'm off for a soak in the hot tub in the garden. I haven't got a hot tub, so I think I'll stand in a bucket instead.
Heating on........nobody's getting Xmas present's now
Just seen an advert asking me to adopt a Jaguar......no problems I'll adopt an XFR in black :)
Pls RT Is anyone going from York to Southend as we have a very special delivery waiting to be delivered? A 18' Kayak for charity!
Dear diet, it's called a Cadbury's creme egg.......deal with it
Cardiff born, living in Swansea. Recovering from neurological damage and studying at Swansea Met. Background in HR/Training. Car nut :)