RT if you try to be funny, but you're just an irritating idiot.

Dear friends, I saw this lady in a Slayer t at the drug store. I think she knew I was took her pic. I did it for you. http://t.co/SD7kNyde

I just heard from McDonalds that Grimace is supposed to be a drop of blood splashing on the slaughterhouse floor.

RT if you are a person who's losing their mind or who has lost their mind. I want to follow you.

Are ghosts rocks? No they are not rocks.

White House says not a good time to talk abt gun control. Cool. Let's not talk about mental health services being readily available, either.

RT if you are dead.

I am terribly sad. It's not depression, but just life, and it's actually funny.

I wish Black Friday were a Satanic holiday.

One day we'll be dead and everyone who knew us will be dead and everyone who knew them will be dead. LOL

Decades ago, McDonald's was promised prosperity by Satan in exchange for introducing the sacrificial blood drop character, Grimace.

Ok, so my family is doing whippets right now.

RT if you want me to say something nice to you. I WILL DO IT!

RT if you want me to send you a tweet that says "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and I will do it.

#ThingsGhettoPeopleDo Hide from Nazis in the attic.

RT if you want me to say something mean about you. I WILL DO IT.

I am not a Democrat. I am not a Republican. I am not in the middle. I do not like Michael Jackson and I do not like GWAR.

RT if you like Single Ladies by Beyonce.

Do you have to leave the house to meet your soul mate? Then forget it.

What can I buy so that I have instant happiness that lasts forever.