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Volleyball is just a more intense game of don't let the balloon hit the floor.
DAVID CAMERON: “I refute all allegations that the Conservative Party are unmanageable. Nigel Farage is doing a great job…”
I’m super lazy today, which is kind of like normal lazy but I’m also wearing a cape.
DIPLOMACY: Prince Harry travels to the USA and manages to not fuck it up, yet.
My letters to-day tell me how it was intended that the King should be proclaimed to-day in London, with a great deal of pomp.
If you used to be a believer, don't feel stupid. Like me, you were probably brainwashed with this shit. You've seen sense now, so be proud!
Had to pause Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a Snickers. This is why I can't watch Breaking Bad.
Twitter is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.
There’s a thin line between “I should tweet that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”…
Operation Yewtree is a touching story.
Just passed by the bathroom. Jesus Christ, light a fucking match. Fucking animals.
ATTENTION, RACISTS: The Boston bombing suspects are from the actual Caucasus region, meaning they *literally could not be more Caucasian*
JOBS: Sudden rise in unemployment ‘the result of leftwing agitators quitting work to deliberately undermine the efforts of government.'
Man, I'm a dick.
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