@kcgbooks My name is Abraham LinkedIn and I hereby free all the slaves. Of working for me. You're all fired.

Hugh Laurie is the villain in the Robocop reboot. HUGH LAURIE IS THE VILLAIN IN THE ROBOCOP REBOOT. #dying

@alejandaro There's an advance screening at Vassar on Monday. Get on it and I'll get you in.

@madamezooble I'm not saying I've tested this, but I'm not saying I haven't, either

@madamezooble If you've got a PVC potato gun, that chance increases to 100%

@jakeistkrieg Mitt's evil split personality is the Gray Ghoul.

@mattfraction "sac bunt" #baseballtalkoreuphemism

@granulac Well some of us don't have the money for a Tadashi Shoji dress or basketball-sized implants. #dreamkiller

@jakeistkrieg Do they have a rival band called Nidhoggr? Because I'd love to see a metal ballad battle like that.

@madamezooble Wait... So you're saying not all of them do that? Now what am I supposed to do with this Regal Cinema-sponsored rabbit farm?!

@jakeistkrieg Armed with this fact, I will endeavor to speak louder to teenagers.

RT @lolgop: #thingsidliketoshout More jobs were created in the last two years than the entire Bush Adminstration.

@jerrythomas Jiggly #RejectedDwarfs

@jakeistkrieg Pick up LUTHOR by Azzarello and Bermejo if you haven't already. Earthshatteringly good.

I have absolutely no problem believing that Donnie Yen can actually kick guys through walls. #ReturnOfTheFist #DonnieYender

Seriously, why do we even have 'em?
RT @turbograndma: Babies can't do anything right.

@turbograndma I'm now totally in agreement with you that Fiddy is just trolling the shit out of all of us.

The Murderer's Guide to the Galaxy #movieswithmurder

And am I the only one disturbed by the announcer calling a man named Kaka "angelic?" #WorldCup

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