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I knew from the moment I met you I was gonna have unprotected sex with you.
Its funny how these Social Networks can make you hate the same people you used to think was cool with you.
BIG "S/O's" to all the hoodrats with roaches.
If I log into instagram and I see A caption that says ME again, or US again i assume you posted enuff pics to make people hate you already.
Just because you grew up loving certain people dont mean you gotta love certain people when you grow up.
Shit change when you grow up!
Whenever I see people with no front teeth smoking cigarettes I get the sudden urge to pray for em.
I can tell im getting good at masturbating.
I'm putting myself to sleep after the first nut now.
If yo woman gotta pay yo phone bill cause you can't then she deserves to go thru yo phone!!!
If you got kids only take pics of the cute ones if you wanna get likes online, hide the ugly ones in the back of the basement.
Paul Pierce look like he chew grass and stand up while he shitting.
Men shouldn't be allowed to wear wife-beaters if they got titties hanging out the side.
I love my grandfather. He the only one who care enough to ask if I ate any good pussy lately.
If your too busy to spend time with your kids while they're young don't expect them to spend time with you when you get old.
Once someone lies to you and it was someone you love everything they say seems like a lie afterwards.
A wise man once said: NOTHING!!!! He knew his purpose at the moment was to shut the fuck up.
I underestimate no man. Even A coward can kill you.
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