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#IfAsiansHostTheOlympics ?? If? They did, four years ago. #dickheadthing
RIP innocent civillians in Syria.
Cody Rhodes has the best gimmick in pro wrestling.
Let's face it. Clarissa never really explained a single thing did she? #Nickelodeon
7 people blown up in Bulgaria, barely mentioned. 100s killed daily in Syria, barely mentioned. 14 dead in Colorado, news channels go crazy.
If she describes herself as a rock chick it usually means she doesn't like rock she just wears Motorhead t-shirts because magazines say to.
"You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to tell you how fucking stupid it is."
Those nob heads who walk around with no shirt on just because there's a bit of sunshine.
It's easter weekend. Tomorrow I will buy games, alcohol and drugs.
I love animals. I do not enjoy seeing them being teased, dressed up or made to do cheap circus tricks for human entertainment.
Stop complaining about new twitter. The old one was shite and if you disagree you're doing it wrong.
If I have 5 apples and eat three of them how many benders does it take to form a pop band? #JLSquestiontime
Tyler Durden isn't real, Rosebud was the name of his sled, It was earth all along, Neo is The One, Donnie Dies, He is Luke's father.
The Laurie Penny girl makes me embarrassed to be left wing. #yvqt
Just spent the past 20 minutes on my back trying to fix a dripping toilet. Man, Friday nights aren't what they used to be.