Want some? Come get some.

You're a total gross out and that's coming from a Sasquatch...

Checkmate fool.

Does Bigfoot shit in the woods?

Which ever team loses, one lucky fan will get tea bagged by @konwaytweety.

I love getting spam tweets. I have won over 100 iPads this year.

#3words I am real

Bitch I'm a monster

Call me Fred Flintstone, I can make your bed rock.

Feels like my asshole is on fire.

I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my twitter. Tweet me maybe.

Simmer down class.

Roaring my way into your hearts. #squatchin

Look at those eye brows. That looks like me taking a nap.

Ooooooooooo I feel like a Sasquatch.

Fuck it. I'm sick of hiding. I'll be found in 2013.

You have shit in your body right now.

@konwaytweety titans go "0 for"

#MyLastWordsBeforeIDie "Well played Steve Zahn."

Shooting some B-ball outside of the school