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Star fucking is like being embarrassed that you like a girl & you're sleeping with her in secret; RT is saying "Look what I'm fucking!"
If you can't laugh at life it will eat you fucking alive.
You catch more bees with honey, but who the hell wants a bunch of fucking bees?
it's written like this: FUCK...not F*CK. "*" is not a letter. Maybe you were taught a different alphabet.
There is no "make-up" sex, there is "I'm horny, lets fuck and pretend this issue doesn't exist until it's a problem again" sex.
what age is too old to have a tantrum because you have to go to work?
IT'S PEOPLE. TWITTER IS MADE OF PEOPLE.
The best way to put a smile on someones face is with a permanent marker, that way it'll stay for days. Or give them head. That works too.
People are more annoying the second time they're born.
Twitter is the exploration of sanity, sexuality, and soul, for those who have too much of one, and not enough of the others.
The only thing Favstar is good for is checking to see when the last time we were funny was...an hour...it's been an hour.
...you know it's bad when none of our personalities like you...
Always live life with your crazy close to the surface.
If you don't have anything funny to say, don't say anything at all. Unless it's angry, disgusting, or rude, or course.
We thought we lost our cranky pants, but...look...here they are!
And what's this?
Oh, a 'Fuck You' in the pocket! That's convenient.
Your morning inspirational tweets make us want to wrap you tight in a blanket, hold you in our arms...and dump you in the deepest of lakes.
oh fuck off with how great you think you are...
Twitter...bringing the deranged & mentally unstable people of the world together for all the wrong reasons, and making it feel oh so right.
The secret isn't figuring out if she's crazy, it's figuring out what KIND of crazy she is.
There's so much raw emotion and genius on Twitter if you pay attention...it's intoxicating.
Queens of stabby. Alleged keepers of madness. Lunatic fans of quip. Soulless succubi sirens. Lovely Belial bitches with a death fixation & appetite for hearts.