@JustMarciT's (Marci Thompson) most faved Tweets...
The first rule of Polite Club is...oh, I'm sorry, were you about to say something? no, no, you go first.
I've been sick for a couple of days and Iost some followers. I hate to see what happens when I die. Bastards.
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Even if I sat with my dad and tweeted what he said, it would be about his ranch animals or my tire pressure. Dammit daddy.
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My OCD and I are amused by the effects of gravity on the speakers zipper. She's flattered by my attention and I'm keeping busy. Its win win.
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I noticed my boobs gave me a Christmas present. They are nicely above sea level! .....My ass has alot of explaining to do.
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Caught someone watching my butt as I walked by and I wanted to apologize. "It looks much better in my other jeans".
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The waitress asked if the checks were together or separate. I said I wanted all of my meal on one check. She was not amused.
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If you're 40 lbs overweight, don't claim to be organic & healthy and I won't claim to be prudish & virginal, k?
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People, please don't point and honk while I am driving. It is terribly distracting while I put on my mascera.
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My friend asked me to let her know if she had ever had camel toe. Sadly, my OCD makes me want to keep checking.
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Yes, yes. I logged into Facebook to see 105 pictures of your not really cute toddler opening every gift from every possible angle. Thank you
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Are there any drive through restaurants around here where you can get a giant dinosaur steak? I'm asking for a Fred.
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I thought about becoming a Life Coach but thats about as likely as my becoming a Fitness Trainer. Or a ninja. Or a fire truck.
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I've alternated between a/c and heater so much today it wouldn't surprise me if it started raining in my car soon.
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