After All these years of drunken Cinco de Mayo parties & I have Yet to see an x-ray pic of a sombrero up someone's ass. Unbelievable, people

@mrdavehill now I know "evil" is ur trigger word! Well & a few others. Btw, u forgot to zip ur pants again. Ya gotta start wearing underwear

“@petmatchmaker: Wanna win a PRIZE? @elaine4animals wants you to! $125 for Cutest Couple pet photo! Info here:  http://ow.ly/kcr1n ”

@justcallmedick_ gotta admit. I'm lovin the new shirt, man! Ha! Love it!

@nerddad haven't heard? Twitter's the new way of thinking. Talk of being twitterchipped is next! :/
It's all part of "the plan"
jk it's BS

I don't like killing anything but the cricket outside my window is seriously about to get the death penalty if it keeps me awake any longer!

@brookesaucier one of my main mottos in life!

Way to go Kelly! Stand for what you believe and never cower. I give ya a Big "Hell yeah, gal!" ...  http://tmi.me/LaZ9p 

Whatevs! Ya didn't even see me today!😜
RT @kimmycupcakes1 I got to call someone a "complete wackadoo" to their face today, pretty great day

@bluntsharpness and the Avi is still there. Haha. I just...can't look at it anymore lol

Please Take just a few mins, also watch previous videos
please RT
“@elaine4animals: 2013 Love & Compassion: Week 7:  http://youtu.be/Sc45CuD04Hc?a 

@bluntsharpness wow someone's been raging lately! Sheesh! lol
I think it's the profile pic that's getting to ya..or not gettin to ya lol jk

Clint Eastwood has 7 kids by 5 women.
He certainly did make someone's day...many times! Kids span in ages from 1959-1996! Go Mr. EastWOOD!!

Won't lie, if ya come to my house Im totally profiling your character & vibe on whether or not my dog wants to hump your leg & if ya let him

Don't be intimidated when you're talking to me when I pause in between sentences. I'm just being nice & allowing you the time to applaud me

It's uncanny! Ha!🎸
“@elaine4animals: Yes, can't you tell I look just like him?! @titojackson_ @jacksongalaxy are you jimi hendrix daughter?”

@jaylink_ @petmatchmaker: TPM Official Press Release featuring founder @elaine4animals  http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1053176 
Watch the YouTube videos & RT

Woke up w/an empty box of S'mores PopTarts. I didn't buy any, so Im sorry to any house/store I sleep-robbed. I'm still a good person damnit!

They say its Ok to talk to yourself, as long as you don't start answering back out loud.
But I think it's rude to not speak when spoken to!

Ok twitter etiquette -
You Don't have to RT EVERY #FF with your name mentioned in it to say "thank you". Thank the original person & move on