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When I 1st tried "Porkslap" ale, I was excited because it was delicious, & also because it was a new way to describe big people having sex.
I just watched "Barb Wire" for the first time the other day.
(I know. Crazy right???)
Holy Roller Trolls
Sensitive Issue Trolls
A troll is a troll is a troll.
I'm still on board with freedom of speech, as shitty as it can be. If we pick & choose what to censor, we will end up censoring everything.
A pizza cutter is my weapon of choice. It's how I kill a small pizza no problem.
*BA DUM TSSSHHH*
Just took a pill & not sure if it was a Xanax or a muscle relaxer. I'll find out if the knot in my shoulder goes away or my anxiety subsides
I bet if they had a "Circus of the Stars", they would make Chaz Bono be the bearded lady.
Guy at work said I swear like a sailor. Is that a step up or down from a trucker?
"I'll see your *mmmrph* & raise you a *mmmrph*."
What's that? I can't quite make out your joke format with that dick in your mouth.
A rotisserie chicken
a package of hot dogs (no buns)
a gallon of milk
& diced tomatoes
- Random things my 76yo Dad bought me at the store
ALEX TREBEK: "I wish you were never born." "I wouldn't save you from drowning."
ME: What are things my 50yo crackhead brother says?
I imagine crackheads humming "Rocky Mountain High" to themselves each time they light the pipe.
Bea Arthur is my inner monologue. I work in a freezer & I like to rhyme. You can see me here: http://m.youtube.com/user/nutmeg3466